Bar Joke

Hey.....i heard this joke frm Year End Camp. Its called '' A Bar Joke''. Not sure wat it is but i juz heard it. Dont know if its funny.......but its really STUPID!!!!! But the way those ppl tell maks it so damn funny. Well i'll start telling ........

THE BAR JOKE
''There was 2 person. Both of them are guys. So.....both of them decided to go to the bar and have a chat , drink beer , looking at hot girls. So the both of them went to the bar and sat in the bar for a few hours. Then the bartender came and take their orders in the bar. They orderd 2 chocolate bar and 2 beers. So they eat and drink in the bar. At the same time when they are eating and drinking in the bar, they started talking in the bar. The first guy told the other guy tht he is taller than him in the bar. Then the other guy replied tht he is shorter than him in the bar. The bartender was not shorter than the 2nd guy and not taller than the 1st guy in the bar. So they talk and laugh together in the bar. They stayed in the bar for almost the whole night. They were drunk in the bar. After tht they went home. ''

Not sure if this is a joke........i guess not.But the main point abt this joke is to juz waste you time. All juz waste your time. Lol.

Year End Camp !!!!!!!

Hey.........juz got back frm scout camp. Didnt bring Hp and camera so cannot post any pics. I'll try to get the pics frm the AJK's. The camp was so fun. The camp was somewhere near Genting. A lot to talk about. Maybe i'll cramp all of my 4 days 3 nights camp in juz 1 post.

Well the 1st day was already so so so so so so fun, exiting, adventurus, and also tiring. Only 30+ ppl when for the camp. Including AJK's. The bas was full with bags and food. xD
The difficult part was when we reach to the camp site. There was a steep and a very long stairs tht lead us to the camp site. The difficult part was going up. Lol.

The stairs was too steep tht we have to bend our body in order to get up. It was even hard to climb up to the camp site when it was raining. Too slippery. It was alrerady tiring when we carry our bags up the stairs. Packed too much food, clothes and snacks xD Too heavy.

After tht we set up the tents and then we went off to our first activiti. The first activiti was called ''Halangan Comando'' It was super FUN but yet a bit dangerous though. We have to past 12 opsticle cours. The first opsticle was easy. Juz climb up the wall and get your self down. Its easy if you know the way. Then the 2nd one was abt balancing. Then the 3rd one was going through a bunch of tied up strings and try not to touch it. Lol. The gap between was big so uts easy. The 4th one was also have to do with climbing up. It was very high up. Only had abit of problem getting down. o.O
The 5th one was the fun one. Something like wat the army do crwling in the mud with sharp wire things on top. It was fun but yet dangerous. Lol. I cut my leg on the wire when i was crawling out. -.-''
Then the 6th one was also balacing. But on higher ground. 6th and 7th was also abt balacing but also on higher ground. The 8th one was try to crawl on 2 wire. Tht was difficult. The difficult ones was the 8th and 10th. Well i already explain most of it. And so at the night we enjoy , sing and dance. Lol.
The dance they teach us was funny. Then after tht we play games.

The games we played tht night was
- Honey i love you
-Big wind blow

Honey i love you was funny. Make a bog circle stand in the middle and go roung trying ti make ppl laugh or smile by saying ''Honey i love you if you love me pls smile for me''. Lol. Everyone added their own words and actions to make it so damn funny. So if anyone laugh or smile its their turn to be in the middle of the circle and do the same thing all over agn.

Big wid blow was also fun. Lets say ther are 20 ppl playing. And 10 ppl are wearing blue shirt. And you stand in the middle of the circle and say ''Big Wind Blow''. And the others will say ''Blow What ??'' So lets say you say you blow those who are wearing blue shirt. So in this case all the ppl tht are wearinbg blue shirt have to stand up and run and sit in another ppls place. Last one who sits losses and get in the middle. Well i dont know if itys fun to you guys ????

So we played until 12 something and then sleeping time. Morning call at 630. Zzzz. MIddle of the night have to wake up to do night guard. I have to do it frm 230 in the morning till 4 something then go back to sleep. Its kinda scary cause the surrounding was super dark . Cant really see anything. The cat in the jungle was scary. Lol. I shine the torch at the cat and it eyes was juz scary. xp

So woke up at 630 in the morning the second day. It was also a tiring day and a day with pure fun activities. I'm juz gonna tell some of it only. The most fun for the 2nd day was tht we went for '' Rakit ''. Have to walk all the way there. It was tiring walking there. So many goin up and steep slopes.

It takes us like 5 to 10 mins to walk to the Rakit place. Whe there and wait for the advisor. The advisor guy came late and he was a malay. Lol. Guess wat he told us ..............
He said the reason he was late its because he juz went and BERSUNAT his son. Lol. It was so damn funny. He's shirt has a patch of blood stain on it. xD He ask us to group up with a group of 8 ppl and build our own boat with only juz 8 long thick bamboo sticks , 2 short bamboo sticks and with 8 empty water container. The container was to let the boat to float.

We took 20 mins to finish it. We split into 3 groups and we started racing as soon as we finish with our boats. My group boat was so damn funny. When we put in ont the water it floats. But when 1 person when and sit it startedto sink a bit. So we tried to make it balance by siting on the ends of the boat. And before we start rowing our boat suddenly sink. xD The empty water containers tht was suppose to help our boat float suddely float up to the surface. Lol. So when the race started we have no choice but to swim and push our heavy boat at the same time. It was so fun. But the water was cold. In the middle of the race guess wat........ it rained heavily. Lol. The weather was so cold and it made the water even colder. xD
So we all juz continue racing. The other 2 groups boat sink too before reaching the finish line.Lol. Everyone was swimming instead of rowing the boats. Lol. After the race we bring our boat out and dismental it. It was so cold.

So we juz walk slowly back to the camp site under the heavy rain. We sang and dance under the rain and on the muddy ground. xD It was fun and yet at the same time very cold. On the way to the camp site we stop awhile and play abit of water polo. There was a swimming pool somewhere near by.

At the night we went for night walk in the jungle. It was scary at first. We went in there without any torch only the AJK's are alowded. So they lead us into the jungle. They set us somwhere and ask 1 by 1 to walk back alone without a torch in your hand. It was super dark and scary on the jungle. Could hear many noises. And a lot of slippery parts. Anyway i'm glad tht i made it and didnt get lost in there. o.O

The whole camp was so tiring. So many fun activities. So much to talk. I think thts it, I'll try to get the pics frm the AJK's and i'll try to post it.

Yawnnnn.................so sleepy and tired. Time to sleep.

Dog Madness !!!!!!

Hey. Didnt go to school today. Goin on friday. Feeling a bit tired cause my dog bark likr crazy in the middle of the night. He always do tht when it rains. He's afraid of rain. Thts not all. The worst part is my dog pee all over the floor. xD

I didnt know till my dad woke me up and tell me. So i went down and ............ Yuck!!!! It smells. The place where my dog sleeps smells like .....um...... PEE!!!!!! It was smelly like shit. Not only tht ........ my dog rolled over he's pee. He smells like pee too. So i went down to hell ( the place where my dog pee EVERYWHERE !!!!!!! ) and clean the floor and my dog.

Even though i clean the floor but the whole place still smells. Then i gave my dog a clean and refreshing shower. But he still smells abit. Haha.

Here i'll show you how he looks like before he cut his fur

There...... he looks chubby. Cute ???? Anyway he's name is buddy. You can say he's a hump machine. Haha. Yea he like to hug ppl legs and start humping.

This is how he looks after hes fur cut

There.....he have a sickness though. But i forget wat its call. Dont worry the sickness is not contagious. But he's so much better now. He juz took he's shower. He looks tired. ( I think ). He's abit stubborn too. He doesnt listen to me sometime. He only listens to me when i gv him food. Well when i gv him he's dog food he'll juz leave it in the bowl and juz walk away and juz sleep in he's spot.

But when i gv him meat and rice he comes running to me. Haha. Guess he's use to human food than he does to dog food. He only eat he's dog food only when i promise him tht i'll gv him chicken. xD

Well i think thts it. I clean my dog messes , clean he's cage and computer.

A Boring Day

Hey....... its been a while since i blog. Kinda lazy to blog. Dont know why. Well.....today i went to school. Boring like usual. I juz sat down and chat with Loo EeJay and Chun Siong until school ends. We barely even move frm our spot ( not exactly......juz abit )

Today juz watch ppl play bbal. Well .... i juz watch awhile then ciao. Then after tht went back to class and chat all the way. After tht went up to other class and take a look at ppl playing monopoly. Tht monopoly they played was cool. It uses credit card xD Hmmm..... it looks fun.

Then after tht went down to class agn and chat till school end. Then come home watch tv and then got a call frm my sis fren frm scout abt the year end camp at Dusun Eco Resort. Hope its fun. Well thts all. Time to watch tv. xD